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Since the start of the BTWB, Luc Carl has been following Lady Gaga, hoping to rekindle his romance with her. After countless nights of stalking, Luc corners Gaga. “It’s me, Luc Carl,” he cries out to her in desperation. “Luc who?” Gaga asks with genuine confusion. She doesn’t wait for his response. She walks away with her bodyguards and the paparazzi following her. With tears streaming down his face, Luc is left alone on the cold street.
A waterfall of tears pours down Luc Carl’s fat cheek as someone acknowledges his existence by yelling to him, “go kill yourself, you fat loser!”
Luc Carl sighs a deep sigh as he clicks on the “follow” button on @kingluccarl’s twitter. A tear slowly moves down his face. Luc cannot believe that he is following the very person who has been tourturing him and making fun of him for so long.
Anonymous asked: You complete me :')
Luc Carl gasps. No one has ever told him this before. He starts to sob uncontrolably as he starts to understand that this ,essage was aimed at the creator of LucCarlChronicles, not Luc Carl himself.
inthemiddlewithhiddles asked: My God, you are a total legend.
Luc Carl grins a big, fat grin because he knows that the sender of this message meant that he was a legend in bed.
Anonymous asked: ü are perfect to me lüc
These words seem familiar to Luc. He realized that Gaga told him that every time he ate her out.
anti-mimesis asked: dnt b insceure if ur heartt iz paure
Luc starts to tear up as he remembers that the son Bad Kids was about him. Luc Carl used to be an insecure young man.
vaginaless-deactivated20120403 asked: Oh my gosh. I miss ü. Haven't seen yoür posts on my dash in forever. I love ü <3
Luc Carl contemplates suicide as he remembers how Gaga used to say that she loved him.
Anonymous asked: My fish GaGa died :'(
Luc Carl starts to hyperventilate as he remembers the fish he once cooked for Gaga. The fish gave her food poisoning.